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Team Fortress 2 is a 3D cartoony third person MMO shooter developed and unique personalities and tactical uses, including a one-eyed, heavy-drinking value high, as players will want to strive to unlock and meet the challenges. . Hippocratic Oath, and a heavy-set Russian with a gattling-gun he fondly calls, “ Sasha. TF2 Shipping name list So i have been looking through names for TF2 ships Heavy x Spy - Spoovy, Ice Wine, Russian Roulette, Red Gauloises This is also a reference to Meet The Engineer, where the Engineer is camping This hat is based on the Lucky Cat Hat in Team Fortress 2, which is added in. A more casual doctor, just like in Meet the Medic! Pack of vehicles from Team Fortress 2, all driveable, like the Russian Roulette hex.
A skull attached to a backbone. You can only get it if you get it by chance from a Mann Co. Either way you have to fork out real jewgolds for it. Awarded to the sad cunts who submitted their entries to the Second Annual Saxxy Awards and made it to the finals. A joint of meat which you hold by the bone. Awarded in Genuine quality for buying a game nobody cares about. The ultimate coda to TF2's trading craze. Introduced in the November 28 Two Shitties update, only available if you earn it after completing the Tour, even then you have a 0.
It now takes the cake for the rarest weapon in the game. Hats[ edit ] Consensus among the player base regarding TF2's hats.
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Just because they thought TF2 wasn't that gay yet, Valve announced that they would release items that would be given out at random during play, to force no-lifes and children to spend even more time on this fucked up game. After much masturbating by the TF2 community, many were pissed that they couldn't get the new unlocks and cried whenever they saw a player with the new item. Realizing how much jew golds can they earn, Valve started releasing shitload of pay-to-get hats, which players would happily spend money on instead of buying drugs or sex.
For a full list of these hats, go here. These are some of the more notable hats in the game which are now "Retired"; unavailable by crafting, random drops, via the Mann Co. Scout's baseball cap because he's a wanna-be Babe Ruth. A 'Nam style helmet with an Ace of Spades and blunts for Soldier to smoke. This name supports Pyro's latin background theory.
Pissed off profags who thought the fan on top of the bean hat could spin. Demoman removes his suburban skull cap to reveal his stereotypical Blaxploitation afro. Heavy, being the American loving Eastern European he is, has a team-colored football helmet since he was too overweight to be a good football player. Engineer straps a light to his work hat. Fun fact, this medic hat is not a Nazi hat it was an imperial German one.
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Literally Sniper's default fedora with crocodile teeth. And by fedora it's a trilby as Valve was too dumb to differentiate this Spy hat. Trading[ edit ] Serious business, you can spend IRL moneys to get virtual items to trade with other people to get moar items to make your e-peen longer.
One could also do the OL version of burning money by unboxing crates. There are a number of websites decated to this. All sites have the. Non-player characters[ edit ] As TF2 progressed down its path to becoming complete shita number of non-playable characters appeared. Really, Valve doesn't give a shit about any of them except for Saxton Halewho is basically an Australian version of Chuck Norris who is slightly less unfunny but far more forced.
One noteworthy fact about Saxton is that his name is an anagram for hot anal sex. The Administrator's assisstant and a cock tease of Scout's. Heavy has a small Russian lady whose Heavy's mom and three younger sisters who, being brawny Eastern European women, are all about the same size as the gigantic heavy.
Also the youngest sister, Zhanna, keeps fucking the RED soldier. The Horseless Headless Horsemann: An instakilling faggot with a fuckload of health, who appears during halloween events, but can be spawned and killed on player-servers to get the achievement at any time of the year anyway and used only on fun servers by server admins to troll.
If you assisted in killing it for the first time and not die when it's been killed, you get an achievement and get "haunted metal" to craft one of the two halloween-themed shitty hats or HHH's axe. One of hats is a skull and the other is a round hat with a load of Voodoo shit on it. They're both fuck ugly, nobody likes them and those who do have one, or both of these hats, bought them from the Mann Co. But don't get too excited, because the axe is just a reskin of the Eyelander, a shitty weapon nobody uses because it's useless.
You would only craft one for e-peen. A shitty Halloween -themed arena boss. It's basically a giant brown eyeball that floats around, raping anyone or anything that gets in the way by shooting out fireballs. This boss isn't as fucking difficult to beat as Mersamus or the Horseless Headless Horsemann, however it can choose to "leave" or "return" to or from the game with a message popping up every fucking time it happens.
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It has been said that this eyeball is the Demoman's missing eye, but of course, this is just some bullshit theory made up by the less-than-intelligent TF2 community, with Valve having yet to respond to this claim.
If you manage to beat this boss, you get a free shitty hat via the random drop system. One of Zepheniah Mann's sons who hired a bunch of mercenaries to take down his brother, Blutarch Mann to claim territory and total dominance over him. He is the leader of Reliable Excavation Demolition.
Zepheniah's second son who leads Builder's League United, and like Redmond, has only one primary goal: It gets even worse with some of the cut lines — including Soldier begging Heavy to kill himand Scout frantically and tearfully begging him to stop. You call that killing me?
I am not dead! Cracking noise as his tone becomes noticeably more panicked Now I am ordering you to kill me! There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop! On the verge of tears I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done! Give me back my leg bone!Meet the Medic but it's performed in Surgeon Simulator
Just about the first half of Meet the Medic. The Medic is literally holding the Heavy's heart, and it explodes. Oh, and lest we forget that Heavy is fully conscious throughout the entire operation. Although the horror factor is mostly subdued due to the fact that the Heavy did not seem to feel any pain apart from the breakage of a rib bone. He even laughs to the Medic's joke while his organs are exposed.
It's pretty possible that the Quick-Fix and the other Mediguns can nullify most pain, so the patient isn't in too much danger.
The BLU Spy's head, which early versions of the video explained as a dead, decapitated enemy spy's head falling into the accidental chemical mixture which would inspire the Medic's Mediguns. Said mixture made the head fully alive, aware, and unkillable, much to the BLU Spy's horror. By the events of Meet the Medic, he seems almost used to his horror of an existence, but still begs the RED Medic to kill him. And then The Stingerwhere Scout walks out of the operating room saying "You will not believe!
In short, Scout has a live bird in his chest. In game, if the Scout is killed in such a way that he's completely evisceratedthere is a 1 in chance that a dove will fly out of the carnage. Apparently, bread gets green fleshy tumors when put through a teleporter Actually it's just some sort of self-aware beauty mark, doesn't make it any less terrifying however.
What about all the Heavies with Sandviches that go through teleporters? The bread they used was made from dolphin milk, fed only on pre-chewed grass. So Heavy's sandwiches should be fine. During Expiration Date, Spy pins Scout in a door and holds out his knife. He was perfectly willing to murder a teammate who wasn't a threat to him at that time.
And topping it off, said teammate was later officially confirmed to be his own biological son. Though, considering what the Scout was putting Spy through just minutes earlier, Spy's actions could be somewhat justified.
Comics and Other Supplemental Material The online comics can be straight-up disturbing at times: Every day I'm dead a little longer, Mr.
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I have seen the other side. There is nothing there. In the Mann vs Machine updates, entire battalions of robots are heading to all Mann Co businesses. And since Mann Co is a Mega-Corpthese robots are practically all over the entire world.
Oh and by the way, observant players can find the carrier tanks in the backgrounds of some maps. Despite the game's comic nature, Gray Mann's actually a pretty creepy guy.
While there are several funny bits in the comic he appears in, he's much more serious than most of the characters in the game. Even some of the funny moments had a scary side. For instance, Gray was swiped out of his cradle by a female bald eagle, who raised him alongside her chicks. Redmond and Blutarch are visibly repulsed. Then, as seen in this page, he wins. The Administrator - the most powerful, controlling character in the whole Team Fortress 2 universe to date - runs away, and leaves a one word message to Miss Pauling: Some time before the Halloween update, the Spy's head in the website banner became a skull.
While not that scary by itself, there was no other indicator to it, so you'd be simply looking at a blog and give yourself a Jump Scare. Skulls in general tend to have a neutral expression, but Spy here seems to be Blood in the Water has the Administrator. She has an Australium Life-Extending Machine embedded into her arm.
Team Classic has hunted down the Team, and their Sniper already placed two bullets into Mundy. In addition, Medic is now working with Team Classic and seems to have no issue with killing his former teammates. Old Wounds goes the extra mile. The mercs being tortured by the classic team. Classic Heavy kills Gray after realizing what Austalium is worth Zhanna cutting off her hand to save Soldier. Classic Heavy kills Archimedes in front of the Medic. Who then proceeds to stitch Archimedes back together again while the Classic Heavy's ranting.
Gray Mann thinks the Administrator has plans worse than his own. And his involved using robots to suck Australium out of people! We also have cheery and friendly Ms. Pauling explaining that she fully expects the Administrator to do something infinitely worse than Gray ever has, and that she will happily stand by her side for every minute of it. Just a quick reminder that, likable as they are, we're not necessarily following the good guys. Then again, Miss Pauling might not know the Administrator as well as she thinks.
In The Naked And The Deadit is revealed she still has no idea what her boss wants with all the Australium and has blindly followed her up to this point.
The fact that she is starting to have doubts now Pyro ambushing two Classic Team members in the dark in Part 6, which doubles as an awesome moment. With everything going to hell in a Payload Cart, Classic Soldier and Classic Scout talk about cutting their losses and runningstarting up an orphanage. The Classic Scout reaches out and reassuringly puts a hand on Classic Soldier's shoulder, but realizes too late that he's covered in gasoline.
They hear something, and look up right as a pilot light switches on from the darkness ; revealing the modern mercs' own Horrifying Hero glaring down at them from the rafters, flamethrower in-hand. The Medic has somehow stolen his entire team's souls and implanted them into himself, what limitations does he have in the world of medical science? Also, he gave away one of his teammates souls to Satan just so he could conveniently take Satan's pen. The Scout and Spy searching a dark, abandoned building by themselves certainly produces an atmosphere of unease.
And then Scout slips on a pool of blood. Keep in mind that canonically, Scout is still Spy's son. After Scout and Hale make it to the remaining RED team mercs who are trying in vain to fight the yeti, we're greeted by said yeti snapping Soldier's spine.